I'm sorry for the surveys.
I really am.

Because unless you are one of those people who REALLY like me (a number I can probably count on, you know, one finger), surveys are really not fun to read through.
They're not.
I know it.

So I apologize. I was a little bit too bored and angsty last month and apparently lacked any sense of productivity.

But anyways.
As you can see, I am actually writing in this again. For now, at least.
I still don't know what the point of this is.
I know, waste of cyberspace.
But you see, as a(n)(aspiring) writer, I crave an audience, and at least on the internet I can fantasize that I am a wildly well-known and loved person whose blog is placed on the internet favorites list of english speakers everywhere.
I don't exactly think that is the case here but it is called dreams, damn it, and silly though they may be, aren't I not (aren't I not? okay, maybe that doesn't make sense) fully entitled to have them?

Maybe someday I will have a reader. Or two.
Maybe when I turn into a writer and find something remotely good to write about.
We. Shall. See.

But I just wanted to say here that John Green is my new favorite human being. (follow the link, if you're that slow, but you have to check this guy out)

Oh my god!! I've been sitting in front of the computer for a half an hour!! What am I thinking!! I have sleep to catch up on and homework to do!!
(For the record, May is officially the most insane month of the year.)

Goodbye nonexistant reader!! Thanks for your time and devoted appreciation!!!
*MUAH!*