I'm a little bit dead-tired, excuse me.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a total lack of attempt to write well. You'll have to excuse me, I'm tired to a ridiculously vertiginous degree.
Aaaahhh to the what the wow the WHO?.
I went to grade school today. I started a two-week service project at a local Catholic grade school. In addition to two weeks off with Christmas break, I am staying away from high school classes for an additional two weeks helping fourth graders.
It is mind-blowingly exhausting, you have no idea.
My first day was confusing and awkward, what can I say. I plunged into an entirely new environment, and even though it's only fourth grade, it's scary.
I lost my phone today. At the school. I frantically ran around the halls and through the gym and lunchroom and library and EVERYTHING looking for it and I had to leave with absolutely no idea where my phone might be.
WHAT???!?!?!
I am a typical American teenager, and by God, I need my cell phone. I am really worried about it. It's out in the world, all alone, my poor baby, possibly stolen and lonely and sad!!!
If it's not in the lost in the found tomorrow i'll...i'll..i'll... well i don't know what but I'll be incredibly disappointed.
There is a plus to today though. At least one.
***I passed my driver's test, glory, hallelujah, YES!!!***
But here's the catch...oh yes, of course there is a catch, because life, the universe and everything (HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE reference!!!! **FLASHING NEON LIGHTS AND DANCING AND LAUGHING AND PERPETUAL SINGING!!**) is a heartless cruel bitch.
While I did pass my driver's test with massive amounts of relief, what happened at the DMV office but THE COMPUTERS SHUT DOWN!
What the what the what!!
So they couldn't issue me my license.
I'm a little annoyed, but hey at least I won't have to take that bitch of a test again.
Okay day. On to a new one.
Until the future, darling and beautiful readers,
Eternal love always, hope you liked my ridiculous nonsensical unedited verbosity,
Emily
Aaaahhh to the what the wow the WHO?.
I went to grade school today. I started a two-week service project at a local Catholic grade school. In addition to two weeks off with Christmas break, I am staying away from high school classes for an additional two weeks helping fourth graders.
It is mind-blowingly exhausting, you have no idea.
My first day was confusing and awkward, what can I say. I plunged into an entirely new environment, and even though it's only fourth grade, it's scary.
I lost my phone today. At the school. I frantically ran around the halls and through the gym and lunchroom and library and EVERYTHING looking for it and I had to leave with absolutely no idea where my phone might be.
WHAT???!?!?!
I am a typical American teenager, and by God, I need my cell phone. I am really worried about it. It's out in the world, all alone, my poor baby, possibly stolen and lonely and sad!!!
If it's not in the lost in the found tomorrow i'll...i'll..i'll... well i don't know what but I'll be incredibly disappointed.
There is a plus to today though. At least one.
***I passed my driver's test, glory, hallelujah, YES!!!***
But here's the catch...oh yes, of course there is a catch, because life, the universe and everything (HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE reference!!!! **FLASHING NEON LIGHTS AND DANCING AND LAUGHING AND PERPETUAL SINGING!!**) is a heartless cruel bitch.
While I did pass my driver's test with massive amounts of relief, what happened at the DMV office but THE COMPUTERS SHUT DOWN!
What the what the what!!
So they couldn't issue me my license.
I'm a little annoyed, but hey at least I won't have to take that bitch of a test again.
Okay day. On to a new one.
Until the future, darling and beautiful readers,
Eternal love always, hope you liked my ridiculous nonsensical unedited verbosity,
Emily
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